[poetic injustice]

Just so you know, some of my craptacular poetry and (somtimes extremely rude and crude) haiku may contain suggestive or insulting language - or both. But you like it that way. I know you do. Cheeky monkey.

All of this crap is free form, so please refrain from telling me I'm doing it wrong or I'll probably get defensive and hit you with sticks. Or a brick. Whatever's clunky and handy at the time will do.

Click at your own risk, and consider yourself duly warned, both about the content, and about my penchant for violence. Heh.